The Top Five Scariest Spiders in Gaming

Written by: Adam "ManKorn" Korenman, CC2K Video Games Editor

2) Skulltula Family

Ocarina of Time in two places on such a short list? You bet your sweet ass. Have you seen this shit?

Or this?

The artwork of Nate Hallinan, brought to your by your local dry cleaners

But none of it compared to a moment later in the game. Link has just traveled through time using the Master Sword, carefully described in a process known as “MAGIC.” Now older and stronger and wiser (and more baller, as is evident by his new earring), Link sets out to continue his adventure. He encounters a formerly sleepy hamlet at the base of the impressive Death Mountain, but not all is well in the village. 

At the edge of town, an old house calls to you. Perhaps there is a collection of vases waiting to be smashed, or a box filled with secret rupees. In any case, you enter. And see this.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Actually, I’m gonna let someone else get this joke for me.